For Boxer Lovers

Today I defy you not to ………..SMILE!

Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure that there are no smiles available ~ Jim Beggs

I defy all Boxer owners not to smile at this one:
When dogs are happy they wag their tails…
When Boxers are happy they wag the back half of their body…
When dogs are happy to see you they jump up to greet you…
When Boxers are happy to see you they run nine hundred miles an hour around the living room…
When dogs are bored they want to play fetch for twenty minutes…
When Boxers are bored they bring you every toy in the house over and over for the next two hours…
When dogs get tired they sleep in their bed as quiet as a mouse…
When Boxers get tired they sleep on you chest snoring in your ear…
When dogs beg for food they put a paw on your knee…
When boxers beg for food they silently make two large slobber bubbles from the sides of their mouth…
Therefore, boxers are not dogs. They are wiggling, burning, toy carrying, snoring, slobber bubble making machines

6 thoughts on “For Boxer Lovers

  1. Hahahaha this is the cutest post I read today. How absolutely adorable… I want a Boxer right now 😍😍😍😍 Pablo is such a handsome dog… I am losing my mind over him.

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  2. You make me want to go out and get my Boxer now! I would really love to have a dog but I think it is a crime to keep such a lovely creature in a flat in Mumbai…. Bad enough for us humans as it is.

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